Group chat,
with a verdict.
Voice-acted drama cases for people who fall asleep to AITA. Anonymized, rewritten, and read out loud by a narrator with actual opinions. A fresh case every morning.
Three steps to a verdict.
Jessica reads it out loud in 2 to 3 minutes, and the words light up as she goes. Headphones optional, opinions mandatory.
Four stamps on the ballot. Some courts bring their own: Justified, Petty but earned, Goes too far, Boss-level.
The jury tally lands the moment you vote. Split jury? Landslide? Your call, on the record.
Pick your courtroom.
Situationships, hard launches, ghosting, and the men who say they are not ready.
In-laws, parents, siblings, and the cousins who keep starting things at Thanksgiving.
Group chats, friend breakups, and the one who reads but never replies.
Bosses, coworkers, raises, splits, and the Venmo that never came.
Bridezilla, dress codes, plus-ones, and the funeral that became a fight.
Dishes, rent, partners moving in, and the label maker incident.
Cheating, gaslighting, love bombing, and the patterns you almost missed.
The cubicle thief, the parking war, the brownie at the office party.
Mothers-in-law with opinions, boundary tests, and the wedding she made about herself.
People who demand your seat, your discount, your weekend, and an apology on top.
Screenshots, read receipts, and the 3 a.m. question: is it me, or is this insane?
The sagas. Part one is never the whole story, and the update recolors everything.
A fresh case, every morning. 8:00 sharp.
One case a day is on the house. Come back the next morning and the Morning Docket tells you how yesterday's jury landed. If you called it, you'll know.
One voice. Jessica.
Bright, warm, and completely done with your mother-in-law. Every case performed word for word, with the text lighting up as she reads.
No real names.
No photos. Ever.
- Every case comes from the wild internet. We strip anything that could identify anyone.
- No usernames. No identifying details. Ever.
- A human reviews every case before it reaches the court.
- You judge under a mask too: a pseudonym, prepared on arrival.
Three cases. Take a side.
My friend Venmo'd me twelve dollars for wear and tear on her air fryer
My friend charged me twelve dollars for wear and tear on her air fryer.
I trained my replacement using only the 2019 manual
I (31F) trained my replacement using only the official 2019 manual.
My coworker presented my work so I let her take the questions
My coworker presented my work as hers for the third quarter running.
Questions for the court.
No Notes is an iOS audio app for voice-acted, AITA-style drama cases. Every case is read out loud in 2 to 3 minutes with word-synced read-along text. You listen, cast your verdict, and see how the room split.
You get free starter cases plus a free Daily Drop every morning. No Notes Plus unlocks the full archive and every daily drop, and the annual plan starts with a 7-day free trial.
Straight from the wild internet: the kind of drama people post when they need a verdict. Before a case reaches the court, every name and identifying detail is stripped, and a human reviews it. If a case cannot be fully anonymized, it does not ship.
Nobody in a case can be identified: names, places, details and wording are changed before anything ships, and if a case cannot be fully anonymized it does not run. Crisis-adjacent themes are handled with care, never sensationalized.
One voice: Jessica. Bright, warm, and judgmental in the good way. Every case is performed word for word, and the text lights up as she reads.
iPhone first. Android is on the roadmap.
Court is in session.
For listeners who want their drama with a take, not a hedge. Free to start.
